21 August 2009

Duh!

Walter B. Pitkin wrote, “Stupidity can easily be proved the supreme Social Evil”. I believe this to be true. It is time to put the “sapience” back in homo sapiens!

Man has been slowly making a return to his mouth breathing, knuckle-dragging ways of old. We are a grab and dash lot hell bent on “what we “have” instead of “who we are”. Have we stopped evolving? Are we regressing to an irrational, greed motivated, fear based society of stupid.

Stop flooding your senses with sounds and images that astonish and/or numb. Be cognizant, present, awake. For God sake turn off your t.v. and snap out of it!

If you are one of the stupid people, you probably will have a hard time identifying yourself as one. Non-stupid people, I call on you to make it your personal mission to guide stupid people out of the forest. You are their last hope.

Since most stupid people will not make it out of the forest and we cannot selectively sterilize them, I suggest we ignore stupid people out of existence. This is plausible and possible if we believe the words of Jon Wheeler, “No phenomenon is a real phenomenon until it is an observed phenomenon.” If we can all come to agree with Wheeler’s statement, close our eyes, block our ears, shout, “Nah, nah, nah, can’t hear you”, maybe, just maybe we will rid the world of stupidity.

You got a better idea?

Word of the Day

duhnyocide (du nah yuh sahyd)

-noun Mass extermination of stupid people caused by denying their existence.