In the wake of the loss of David Carradine, I am consoled! Call it it a quinkie dink, but Obama’s stealth attack on a housefly yesterday sure did resemble the Kung fu self control of an enlightened Grasshopper. Seems Carradine may be a whisper in the ear of our new president. All those years of trying to remove the stone from Master Po’s hand have found new purpose!
I don’t know about you but for me; all doubt has been removed. President Obama has clearly proven that he has what it takes to lead our country. Have you ever tried to smash a housefly? The odds of you nailing it are about 1 in 1000 (more or less).
PETA members fail to see the significance and have expressed their outrage over the act. I wonder how many weevils the average PETA member has consumed from a box of Trader Joe’s organic whole wheat pasta? Is it humane if you boil them before consuming them? The road to hell is paved with the hypocrisy of extremist! Try a little moderation!
I personally believe that the president acted according to the Rules of Engagement as established by the Geneva Convention. If you viewed the interview you will see that Obama warns “Leave me alone”. Despite a gentle shooing, the fly persists eventually coming to rest on Obama’s hand. If this isn’t an attack on domestic territory... I don’t know what is.
Kudos, Kung fu Obama! In the words of Master Po, “The only darkness, is fear.”
Word of the Day
martial flaw (mar tial flaw)
-noun
1. Exhibiting the characteristics of a warrior in front of a hyper/ hypocritical audience.
