The new breastfeeding doll hit the stands. It is about time!! What a benefit to both new mom and doll! Before you become outraged at this you should understand the benefits to the child who is breastfeeding. Breastfeeding will help your youngster’s uterus contract and return to its pre-pregnancy state and will slow bleeding, breastfeeding is essential to child/doll bonding, and your child’s undeveloped breasts are always at the ready for a feeding. Think of the convenience!
What mom wouldn’t want unnecessary attention drawn to her child’s chest as she draws her suckling baby doll to her teats. We, as women, have worked hard for our rights to breastfeed openly. Our daughters are the new champions for the cause.
Don’t worry. Your child does not have to expose herself to feed her doll. The doll comes with a halter top that has daisy pasties attached at just the right spots. Don’t be surprised when your daughter loses interest in the doll, she is still wearing the halter top and swinging on the support pole in your basement. It is all part of healthy development.
Word of the Day
pedolechery (pee duh lech uh ree)
-noun
pedo; meaning child
leche; meaning milk
sexual desire in an adult spawned by watching a child breastfeed her doll.
