Hear me ye Bible Thumpers;
Being a self absorbed Jesus freak does not deem you exempt from social protocol. People in the service industry cannot feed their family with your Christian propaganda pamphlets. Now, I suppose if we were really crafty we could create oragami swans out of your pamphlet and sell them for fifty cents each on Tremont Street. I think it wiser to stock pile them for the winter to burn in my fireplace when I cannot afford heat. These materials should accompany a gratuity, not be placed in its stead. It isn’t our fault that when the plate goes by you leave half your paycheck to the church. If you are broke, stay home.
Try elevating something other than your spirit, like your I.Q. You live in the material world; for now. It is about service to one another. Volunteer, go green, or teach someone how to read your pious diarrhea. I do not need self-righteous assholes to tell me how to get to Jesus. I have GPS.
Quote of the Day
“Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.” Oscar Wilde
Word of the Day
sacrobanked (sak roh bangk)
-verb
extremely sacred and inviolable financial arrangement between churchgoers and Jesus.
