21 March 2011

The 12 Steps of Facebooking

  1. 1. We admitted we were powerless over Facebook- that our lives had become unmanageable.

  2. 2.Came to believe that a website greater than ourselves could restore us to vanity.

  3. 3.Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Facebook, as we understood it.

  4. 4.Made a searching and fearless inventory of our “friends”.

  5. 5.Admitted to Facebook, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of what we are doing moment by moment.

  6. 6.Were entirely ready to have Facebook remove all defects of character through editing.

  7. 7.Humbly asked It to remove our shortcomings.

  8. 8.Made a list of all persons we had harmed and became willing to remove them from our “friends list”.

  9. 9.Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would draw attention to ourselves.

  10. 10.Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly hit “delete”.

  11. 11.Sought through chatting and email to improve our conscious contact with others, praying only for knowledge of Facebook’s will for us and the power to carry that out.

  12. 12.Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of Facebook, we tried to carry this message to the masses, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.



Word of the Day


diffusional (di-foo-zhuh-nl)


-adverb


The misled belief that broadcasting your status over Facebook is of interest to anyone but oneself.