21 March 2011

Saccharine

It is that time of year again. Valentine’s Day is fast approaching and we are called on to contrive a feeling of romance in ourselves and the object of our love.


Don’t believe the hype! Cupid’s bow is nothing more than a glorified hypodermic needle. On the end of that needle; stupidity. When one is “struck” a lethal dose of chemicals are released in the brain; norepinephrine, serotonin, and dopamine. By lethal, I mean that these chemicals will wipe out your judgement, make you horny and have you sleep with someone you wouldn’t otherwise. Once you’ve sealed the deal your brain sends in the big gun; oxytocin. This chemical gives you the feeling of being “bonded” to the object of your desire and “love” ensues.


Next thing you know, you are married with 2 dogs, 3 rug rats, and a mini-van wondering how any of this happened. For those of you haven’t yet been bitten; consider this your intervention. Happy Valentine’s Day!



Word of the Day


cupidity (kyōō-pĭd'ĭ-tē)


-noun


The illusory, euphoric, and transient state of stupidity created when one is struck by what is formally known as “love”.